The project is on GitHub: github.com/grqg-dev/ai-gorillas.
I asked Grok 4.5 for a remake of the old QBasic Gorillas sample. Instead of a human vs human angle-and-power duel, it became a spectator sport: AIs throw bananas over a generated city, wind and all, and you just watch. The silly part is tournament mode — sixteen fake apes with names like Lord Yeet Vortex von Brick, four matches live at once in a 2×2 grid, and a vertical bracket that fills itself as the bracket advances.
There’s no build step. Open the HTML file, hit Tournament, mash Play, crank the speed. The AIs are dumb-on-purpose (noisy aim search against an occupancy grid), which is what makes it watchable. If you grew up launching bananas across a skyline in QBasic, this is that muscle memory with the controller taken away.
